Not looking for love…

I was talking with a friend yesterday about online dating. Something I did early on with no positive results. After some thought I wondered if my lack of success was due to not being completely honest when describing exactly what I was looking for. So, I’ve reworked what my profile will say and may, just may give online dating another try.

Below is reworked introduction. What do ya’ll think, should I start making preparations for the men who will be lining up at my door?

Wanted…Cash Cow with a generous heart:

Single mother of two in need of a Cash Cow with a generous heart. Single mother of two who doesn’t want to make a large investment but does want a positive cash flow. She needs a distraction from the future, to become complacent and to be able to sit back and watch all the money roll in. She has spent years watching the money roll out and honey, if there is one thing she has learned it’s that she deserves better!

She isn’t a new product but she is well preserved and needs someone to invest in her with some new stuff…lots of new stuff. All she ever wanted was love, now all she wants is more money. She is a one-man woman looking for a one-woman cash cow with a generous heart.

She doesn’t want any competition, wants to be the only slightly used product, the power center of the relationship that sets all strategy and uses all the resources that her little cash cow can bring in.

She has no requirements as far as height and weight but if you choose to respond please send photos of your house and car and copies of your last 12 bank statements. Respond to lookingformynorthstar@moremoney.com

Cathy