While researching an article I’m writing on sexless marriages, I came across
this article in Psychology Today. It is an entertaining and comical (due
to sheer idiocy) study that concludes women are addicted to semen.
The finding that women who do not use condoms during
sex are less depressed and less likely to attempt suicide than are women who
have sex with condoms and women who are not sexually active, leads one
researcher to conclude that semen contains “ powerful and potentially addictive
Study author Gordon G. Gallup,
Ph.D., a psychologist at the State University of New York in Albany, also found
that women who routinely had intercourse without condoms became increasingly
depressed as more time elapsed since their last sexual encounter. There was no
such correlation for women whose partners regularly used condoms.
Not only is semen addictive but also if you go
without long enough there is a “rebound effect.” One that makes women most
likely to seek out new sexual partners as soon as a relationship ends.
So, a lack of semen increase our
risk for depression AND it also turns us into sluts on the prowl once it is withdrawn
from our lives. Hilarious!
If it weren’t so late I’m sure I could find more
to say about something so ridiculous.
As it is, I’m wondering what I should do
about the lack of semen in my life. I’ve two choices, throw myself into a fit
of depression, admit my life is not worth living or…hit the local truck stop
and turn my frown upside down