Voicemail Disaster:Don’t Be Like Dimitri The Stud!
August 25, 2009 by delainem
Filed under Dating & Sex, From The Dating Trenches, delainemoore
Submitted by Delaine
Question for men: When you call a woman for the first time and get her voicemail, what’s the best kind of message to leave her?
Well, for starts:
- DON’T say anything like Dimitri The Stud does in the clip below
- DON’T say anything like Dimitri The Stud
- DON’T say anything like Dimitri The Stud
- DO listen below – right to the end – and prepare to HOWL!
Background: Apparently a few ladies went out one night in the San Fransisco Marina district and were hanging around outside of the bar trying to hail a cab. One of the ladies – Olga – was approached by this Dimitri fellow and he wouldn’t leave her alone, saying over and over how cute she was. Finally, she gave in and handed him her business card to get rid of him. THIS clip is of the messages he left her. You’ll understand why she never called him back – and instead, gave it to the local station radio to air!
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Hello:
What a coincidence! I actually know the person that left those voicemails. I’m a member of the “Toronto Real Men”, the world’s only anti-metrosexual organization, run by “Dimitri The Lover”, aka “The Prophet”. In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight “Metrosexuality” for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin … a real-life Tyler Durden.
Here is the web site for the “Toronto Real Men”: TORONTO REAL MEN … if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled “Meeting Announcements”, then click on “August”, you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled “Media Centre”, there’s both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.
Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number … he hands her this flyer: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S FLYER
Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet’s philosophy: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S BANNED ANIMATIONS … the “Crucifixion of Dimitri” represents how he has suffered for all men.
Finally, here is The Prophet’s main web site: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S WEB SITE
We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.
WORSHIP THE COCK !!!
J.
Well, whoever you are Real Man, this Dimitri guy’s antics are completely ridiculous and pathetic. Definitely worth a good laugh though!
I’m torn, I don’t know which is more hilarious…Dimitri the Stud or Demitri the Lover.
Also, I find it comical how some men use the term, “real man” so loosely. All I can say is they give it a whole new definition!
I hear you Cathy! And Real Man, don’t mistake my body’s present state of shaking for some knee-weakening, all-consuming DESIRE for you…that’s just me belly laughing! Man, that clip just cracks me up!
LMAO OMG
Helloooo ladies, what is wrong with you guys. He said he is a complete catch, he is good in bed……girl why didnt you throw your panties after him huh??? Cause in reality that is what men expect. We are waiting for Dimitri to come along so we can drop our panties…..oh wait look I’m not even wearing any!!!
Men like Dimitri is hilarious, I def had a good laugh, thanks Delaine!
LOL
I’m sorry I had to listen to the clip again……….is this guy even for real?
As far as I know he is. And it’s a race to catch him – since he gets hit on six or seven times a day and all.