A Scorpion was travelling about through the world when he happened by a river. Seeing a Frog close by he said, “Hey Frog, I need to get across this river. How about if I jump on your back and you carry me across?”
The Frog vehemently shook her head: “NO WAY. You’re a Scorpion! As soon as we arrive on the other side, you’ll sting me and kill me!”
“Frog, that’s simply not true. For your act of great kindness, I assure you I will not kill or harm you in any way.”
“How do I know you won’t decide to sting me as soon as we get close to shore then?” asked the Frog unconvinced.
“It’s not in my best interest to do so,” replied the Scorpion. “I hate the water. I would die too cause I can not swim at all. I really just want to continue on my travels.”
The Frog thought for a moment; the Scorpion seemed very sincere. Then: “Alright. Climb aboard.” And off they went into the river.
Midway across, the Frog suddenly felt the Scorpion’s stinger in her back. “What did you do that for?” She screamed. “You said you wouldn’t sting – that it wasn’t in your best interest. Now we’re both going to die!”
“I couldn’t help it,” replied the Scorpion. “It’s just part of my nature.”
Do you have a Scorpion in your life? I do. And I wonder how many times I’ll put myself at risk by trusting when I shouldn’t. It’s hard to phathom, but some people’s natures just are what they are; even if they’re the opposite of our own.
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