Hot For A Cougar? How to Impress a Cougar Once You Catch Her
May 29, 2010 by Cathy Meyer
Filed under Cougars & MILFs, dailyplate, Dating & Sex, Dating, Sex & Intimacy, Midlife Divorce
Submitted by: Big Little Wolf
Hot for a Cougar who may have a few years on you? Eight? Ten? More?
As a woman of a certain age who has been approached by younger men, and yes – involved with a few, might I suggest the following tips?
- Don’t refer to her as any sort of feline creature. You know. The C word (cougar). In fact, C words should be stricken from your language. Unless they involve Cute (butt), Cultured (pearls), Caring (woman), Captivating (beauty), Corset (comeuppance), or Creative (in bed).
- Restrict cat-like references to her sultry and sexy movement – gliding across a room, on the dance floor, or in closer proximity. Also allowed (depending upon the woman): one or two other regional references, only in the most complimentary fashion, and aptly timed. Naturally.
- Never suggest a cosmetic procedure, question timing of the next bikini wax, or offer tweezers as a surprise gift.
- No matter what you think you’re looking at, while in bed, never ask “What’s that?” (It could be almost anything. If it feels good, go with it.)
- Never, never, never say: “You look great… for your age.“
- If she mentions a dead president you haven’t heard of, reconsider. You’ll both be happier in the long run.
© D A Wolf
These days, Big Little Wolf (”Ms. Big”) reflects on life and her Daily Plate of Crazy, where she writes essays on everything – sometimes serious, sometimes fun – whatever strikes her on a given day as interesting, unusual, entertaining, or of concern.
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